Blow us down with a feather and call us Larry.
Charlotte Crosby has debuted a whole new look and it's nothing like any we've seen from our *Geordie Shore *princess before.
Behold her red lip!
Marvel at her straightened hair!
Boggle your mind with her rubber-looking dress.
Charlotte has been teasing for a while now that she is working on something secret.
But what could her secret new project be?
The rubber dress suggests to us that's is something suggestive.
Could Charlotte be the face of something naughty?
It's not beyond the realms of possibility. In November 2014, Charlotte and Gary Beadle became the face of a new range of sex toys.

Aimed at "the Tinder generation" the KNKY range of smart sex toys were the world’s first his and hers heated interactive vibrator range, controllable from a smart phone.
“I’m buzzing to be involved," Charlotte is alleged to have said at the time.
So, could the new collaboration be with Ann Summers? Lovehoney? Bondage Toys R US?
We can hardly wait to find out.
NOW GO AND FIND OUT HOW BIG GARY'S PARSNIP IS – WITH PICTURES!
And feast your eyes on these glorious Geordie Shore naked selfies.
Geordie Shore naked selfies

Gary Beadle naked selfie
Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky

Gary Beadle naked selfie
Is it getting hot in here?

Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious

Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?

Nathan Henry naked selfie
Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets

Nathan Henry naked selfie
He's got buns of steel!

Nathan Henry naked selfie
We are almost speechless

Nathan Henry naked selfie
They look practically identical...

Holly Hagan naked selfie
Holly Hagan, all casual like

Holly Hagan naked selfie
and again...

Holly Hagan naked selfie
...and yet again

Chloe Ferry naked selfie
Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers

Chloe Ferry naked selfie
Showing some side boob there...

Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera

Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear

Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Squat-tastic

Marty McKenna naked selfie
Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters

Marty McKenna naked selfie
Are you naked under those covers? We think so

James Tindale naked selfie
James Tindale showing off his hunky, hunky shoulders

James Tindale naked selfie
Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!

James Tindale naked selfie
How ab-ulous

Vicky Pattison naked selfie
Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one

Vicky Pattison naked selfie
We miss our Geordie queen.

Marnie Simpson naked selfie
Marnie Simpson does not care if she's run over by a bus

Marnie Simpson naked selfie
We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this

Marnie Simpson naked selfie
Modest

Scotty T naked selfie
Scotty T and his rock solid abs

Scotty T naked selfie
Muscle man?

Scotty T naked selfie
There are no words

Marnie Simpson
Oooh la la, Marnsworth!

Scotty T
Scotty T does his best Kim Kardashian