Holy guacamole! Have you SEEN Charlotte Crosby’s new look?

And what is this secret she keeps banging on about?

Charlotte Crosby7.    Marnie offers her assistance as Charlotte uses a Clone-A-Pussy’ kit for her boyfriend, Mitch

by Georgina Terry |

Blow us down with a feather and call us Larry.

Charlotte Crosby has debuted a whole new look and it's nothing like any we've seen from our *Geordie Shore *princess before.

Behold her red lip!

Marvel at her straightened hair!

Boggle your mind with her rubber-looking dress.

Charlotte has been teasing for a while now that she is working on something secret.

But what could her secret new project be?

The rubber dress suggests to us that's is something suggestive.

Could Charlotte be the face of something naughty?

It's not beyond the realms of possibility. In November 2014, Charlotte and Gary Beadle became the face of a new range of sex toys.

Charlotte Crosby Gary Beadle sex toys
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Aimed at "the Tinder generation" the KNKY range of smart sex toys were the world’s first his and hers heated interactive vibrator range, controllable from a smart phone.

“I’m buzzing to be involved," Charlotte is alleged to have said at the time.

So, could the new collaboration be with Ann Summers? Lovehoney? Bondage Toys R US?

We can hardly wait to find out.

NOW GO AND FIND OUT HOW BIG GARY'S PARSNIP IS – WITH PICTURES!

And feast your eyes on these glorious Geordie Shore naked selfies.

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Geordie Shore naked selfies

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Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky

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Is it getting hot in here?

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Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious

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Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?

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Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets

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He's got buns of steel!

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We are almost speechless

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They look practically identical...

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Holly Hagan, all casual like

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and again...

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...and yet again

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Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers

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Showing some side boob there...

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Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera

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Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear

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Squat-tastic

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Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters

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Are you naked under those covers? We think so

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James Tindale showing off his hunky, hunky shoulders

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Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!

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How ab-ulous

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Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one

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We miss our Geordie queen.

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Marnie Simpson does not care if she's run over by a bus

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We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this

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Modest

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Scotty T and his rock solid abs

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Muscle man?

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There are no words

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Oooh la la, Marnsworth!

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Scotty T does his best Kim Kardashian

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