Blow us down with a feather and call us Larry.
Charlotte Crosby has debuted a whole new look and it's nothing like any we've seen from our *Geordie Shore *princess before.
Behold her red lip!
Marvel at her straightened hair!
Boggle your mind with her rubber-looking dress.
Charlotte has been teasing for a while now that she is working on something secret.
But what could her secret new project be?
The rubber dress suggests to us that's is something suggestive.
Could Charlotte be the face of something naughty?
It's not beyond the realms of possibility. In November 2014, Charlotte and Gary Beadle became the face of a new range of sex toys.
Aimed at "the Tinder generation" the KNKY range of smart sex toys were the world’s first his and hers heated interactive vibrator range, controllable from a smart phone.
“I’m buzzing to be involved," Charlotte is alleged to have said at the time.
So, could the new collaboration be with Ann Summers? Lovehoney? Bondage Toys R US?
We can hardly wait to find out.
And feast your eyes on these glorious Geordie Shore naked selfies.
Geordie Shore naked selfies
Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky
Is it getting hot in here?
Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious
Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?
Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets
He's got buns of steel!
We are almost speechless
They look practically identical...
Holly Hagan, all casual like
...and yet again
Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers
Showing some side boob there...
Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera
Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear
Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters
Are you naked under those covers? We think so
James Tindale showing off his hunky, hunky shoulders
Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!
Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one
We miss our Geordie queen.
Marnie Simpson does not care if she's run over by a bus
We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this
Scotty T and his rock solid abs
There are no words
Oooh la la, Marnsworth!
Scotty T does his best Kim Kardashian