Earlier this week, we all had to be very brave when we heard that the greatest reality TV romance of our time (other than Chantelle Houghton and Samuel ‘Preston’ Preston, obvs) was no more.
Charlotte Crosby broke the news that she and Gary Beadle had split up and we were DEVVO.
Their one true love turned out to be too fragile for this world, and Charlotte revealed on This Morning: ”We spent some time together over Christmas, and it was nice, but I don't think I want to go back there again anymore. I think it's over now.”
Now Char has spilt the details of the actual split and it’s harsh.
Char finished with Gaz over WhatsApp.
Ouch.
"I definitely think the tables turned a little bit,” Char told The Sun.
"In the past it's always been me crying over him, begging him and just desperately want to be with him.
"Now it's like, the grass wasn't actually greener on the other side, it was actually quite sh*t.”
Blimey.
Char has also revealed that she’s desperate to go in *Celebrity Big Brother *again, after winning the show in 2013, saying:
Never go back, Char! Jade Goody went back to Big Brother and it did not go well for her, poor love.
Hang on - we’ve just remembered that Lillie Lexie Gregg, Gary’s other ex, was meant to be going on* CBB*.
Gutted. We’d love to have heard the inside story on the parsnip.
Hang on, that doesn’t sound quite right.