Charlotte Crosby and Stephen Bear have been denying the rumours that they’re a couple for months now.
The pair have been filming for their new MTV show, Just Tattoo Of Us, and we’ve seen a load of pics that would suggest otherwise.
From matching ‘his’ and ‘hers’ jumpers, to Bear running around butt naked in a swanky holiday pad with Char filming it, we’ve all been pulling the much-loved chin scratching emoji.
In a bid to prove they really are just friends, Char then wrote an eloquent love letter to Bear, proclaiming her love for him, and his ‘perfect penis’, and – as any romantic poet of the 21st century would say – his ‘shaven bumhole’.
Who said romance was dead?
But they’re JUST FRIENDS, GUYS. Even though Bear was thrown off Celebs Go Dating because he apparently no longer needed the agents’ help.
And, just to clarify that they are in no way romantically linked, Charlotte posted a since-deleted tweet claiming she will one day be his wife.
Yes, WIFE. As in she’s prepared to spend the rest of her days with Bear and his ‘Thai green curry mouth’.
Lucky girl.
The tweet said: “"I LOVE @stephen_bear YEH I DO YEH YEH UEH HEH FOREVER AND EVER AND I WILL BE HIS WIFE FOR (sic)"
The paps then caught her leaving Bear’s London home the next morning. HMMMMM.
Are these two having us on or are we watching true love unfolding before our very eyes?
We don’t know what to believe anymore. All we know is that it’s a breath of fresh air compared to what’s going on with Marnie Simpson, Lewis Bloor and Aaron Chalmers.
That and the news that Ollie Locke might be joining the 490522390 celebs having babies this year.