“Happy birthday to you,
“Happy birthday to you,
“Happy birthd…”
Oh forget it – he doesn’t care anyway.
Just as we were trying to wish Kanye West a happy 38th birthday, we took a good hard look at his face, and realised he just isn’t bothered.
Whatevs...
What would cheer kanye up on his birthday?
![What would cheer Kanye up on his birthday?](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/d3/20e83/96bff/3ab62/97534/34938/dee6c/Kanye-1-_620x713.gif?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
What would cheer Kanye up on his birthday?
![A pony?](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/27/69a1d/4fc16/10b43/00823/a345d/c6d90/Kanye-2_620x713.gif?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
A pony?
![A train set?](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/e7/cf7fd/81e28/28974/7a29e/9324b/51c11/Kanye-West-3_620x713.gif?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
A train set?
![New sneakers?](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/7b/df52d/8dc08/45d5d/02de3/45311/d0c65/Kanye-4_620x713.gif?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
New sneakers?
![A huge party with all his friends?](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/2c/21401/0f9a6/0f118/d2ba7/358ee/d15f3/Kanye-5_620x713.gif?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
A huge party with all his friends?
![Lego?](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/32/225de/2fc00/3b627/58b97/ac0c7/3ea31/Kanye-6_620x713.gif?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Lego?
![A huge keyboard like the one in Big?](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/7d/9f4a1/bc71f/bee87/f8144/2c244/15244/Kanye-9-_620x713.gif?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
A huge keyboard like the one in Big?
![A brand new basketball hoop?](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/7d/35e85/6a855/f05e1/38d8b/31905/58135/Kanye-10-_620x713.gif?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
A brand new basketball hoop?
![IT'S KIM - KIM'S THE ONLY THING THAT CHEERS KANYE UP!](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/6d/bd7b5/f5694/4e2a9/ce743/428ed/47227/Kanye-8_620x713.gif?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)