In case you haven't noticed, we absolutely LOVE Geordie Shore.
But it's not because we like watching the cast getting mortal, falling out of Bijoux and then proceeding to have drunken sex fests when they get home.
OK, maybe it's a BIT because of that.
Mainly though we love hearing about how the party house works – like, for instance, when Gaz confessed that there is a 'personal diseases woman' who comes and watches them put condoms on before bonking. No, really. She stops them mid coitus to force rubbers on them.
We LOVE the weirdness.
The only thing we love more than the show is the actual cast. Every last one of them. Even the secret one we didn't know about until last week (we're here for you, Marie).
So it broke our (tiny and solid stone) hearts to hear what Chloe Ferry had to say about herself before she joined the mad house.
The northern sweetheart is pure comedy gold and was a welcome addition to series 10 (which, BTW, was only last year. CRAY).
Talking to the Daily Mail, she said: "When I see pictures from when I first went to Geordie Shore, I think: 'Woah. Was I that ugly?" I wasn't gorgeous!'"
:(
While we're wiping the tears off the keyboard, we'll just take a minute to say – Chloe, you have ALWAYS been a reet beauty so none of this 'ugly' nonsense, please.
The 21 year old has made no secret of the fact that she loves Kylie Jenner, and she even asked for her surgeon's number.
"I think if you don't like something and you've got the money just do it … If you can afford it just do it if its gonna make you happy," she said.
In other news, Gaz reckons there's going to be a Geordie Shore movie.
It's a yes please from us.