Chloe Khan has made us all hot under the gusset with her latest Snapchat.
Chloe has been dating Ex On The Beach lothario Ashley Cain, and it's a relationship that, frankly, we struggle to make head or tail of.
We thought Chloe and Stephen Bear were a 4REAL love thang. Did the squelchy toilet sex noises mean nothing? What even is love if not toilet sex?
But that great Celebrity Big Brother romance appears to not be going anywhere - despite Bear keeping a picture of Chloe in his shoe for a while - and now Bear's running around a series of budget hotels with Jemma Lucy and Chloe's moved on with Ashley.
The pair even seem to have matching cars, although that may be co-incidence:
And now, Chloe's posted THIS:
That's right. Ashley's hot man butt. We can barely cope.
If that wasn't enough, in this snap you can see Chloe's knickers.
ARRRRRGH.
We're just off for a little lie down. While we're gone, why not check out these related stories.
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