Chloe Khan and Ashley Cain have been shopping for RINGS

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Ashley Cain Chloe Khan

by Polly Foreman |
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It's strange to think this time a month ago we were still holding out hope for a Stephen Bear – Chloe Khan happy ending.

While appearing on Celebrity Big Brother, they engaged in so much toilet sex, that is was near impossible to imagine them not ending up together in the real world.

But how the tables have turned.

Bear is skipping around the country on some sort of budget hotel crawl with Jemma Lucy, getting matching heart tattoos, watching Disney films naked in bed and engaging in couples' caviar sessions.

BUT THEY AREN'T TOGETHER, GUYS, SO STOP SAYING IT – OK!??!?

And Ashley Cain and Chloe Khan have been naked Snapchatting and BUYING RINGS.

Not cock rings, ACTUAL RINGS FOR YA FINGER.

They might have been buying cock rings, but that would be a whole separate story.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT COCK RINGS - it looks like Chloe and Ashley may actually be imminently tying the knot.

Can we come? We're big fans of ya, Chlo!

We don't know if they actually bought anything, but they were seen staring at them adoringly through the window and pointing.

We can almost hear the church bells chiming.

Chloe and Ashley have been really kinda cute on social media of late (bar the bum Snapchat – that was just a bit nawty).

Last week she posted a pic of the two looking like they may have had a few wines with the caption: " Whether we are in tracksuits with mcflurrys on cross country car missions or on a red carpet billion dollar vybe : He makes me happy . People have a lot to say on us but we are on a level I can't explain to you .@mrashleycain"

CUTIES.

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