What's your New Years Resolution? To stop eating fistfuls of Quality Street before 9am? To make use of your new sports leggings Aunt Lynne gave you? To make sure you never miss an episode of next week's Celebrity Big Brother? Even if it's your best friend's birthday and she whispers 'burrito'?
Yeh same. However, Ex CBB contestant Chloe Khan has a more rogue resolution and it is to become a CLASSICAL PIANIST. That is like Stephen Bear revealing that he is going to start knitting jumpers to sell on DEPOP. If you're reading this Stephen, please. It would be magical.
You've got to hand it to Chloe as she is literally a reinvention maverick.
First we had 2010 Chloe who went by the name of 'Chloe Mafia'.
A head-to-toe burberry rocking, fake-tan-slatheringChloe appeared on our screens on ITV show Snog Marry Avoid. She even had a eyebrow slit. So edgy.
If you missed Chloe raise a Stella Artois in the air and gyrate in her local nightclub, then treat yourself by watching the video below. It’s still (kinda) Christmas after all.
Then (a mere six months later) Chloe Victoria rocked up.
Np honestly, she rocked up in last night's clothes fancying the chance to bag herself a Christmas Number 1 by auditioning for THE X FACTOR. It didn't go well and Simon told her 'to shut up for a minute' and sent her on her merry way. AGAIN, treat yourself to the below video. heatworld should probably start charging for this impeccable service.
THEN bandage dress shimmying, millionaire boasting Chloe Khan arrived in 2016.
We were shocked when Chloe Khan went in to the Celebrity Big Brother House and romanced with Stephen Bear who even kept a photo of her in his shoe. True love eh?
SO NOW, it’s time for a change around and it's all a bit confusing. First, Chloe started a new Instagram called ‘Chloe Khan Doll’ and reads ‘For the bimbo pics I can’t post on @chloe.khan.'
It also refers to her as a ‘bad barbie’. Oooh the wrath of teenage rebellion!
Then of course she announced her plans to become a classical pianist.
It feels very 'Beyonce and alter ego Sasha Fierce'? Or Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana?
We reckon she should embrace every bit of her personality. We mean, 'Bad barbie' meets Beethoven? Why not eh?
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