Chloe Khan may have finished eleventh in this summer's series of Celebrity Big Brother but in some ways she was the winner.
OK, maybe not the actual winner, but she certainly won at relaunching herself in the public's consciousness, and maybe she won at love after getting together with Stephen Bear. Maybe.
And we thought she acquitted herself pretty well. Heck, she stood up to Renee Graziano, and that takes lady balls.
But it seems as though Chloe may have regrets from her turn in the Borehamwood bungalow.
When Renee – who finished a baffling third in the competition – got in touch to say they "should do it again", Chloe replied: "I'll do it different this time. Let's go."
But what would Chloe do differently?
Whap her boobs out and perform an impromptu pole dance in the garden? Babe, Lewis Bloor got his enormous and hairless peen out at least once, a bit of tit (or a lot in Chloe's case) is nothing to be ashamed of.
Make sex noises in the TOILET with Bear? Come on. We watched four weeks' of Love Island,sex sounds are pretty much white noise to us now.
Hang on – it's just come to us. She would tell Heavy D to stick his dirty man-pants, that he made Chloe wash with her actual hands, up his arse, or similar.
Yes, Chloe. We can 100% get behind doing that differently.
In related news: Bear said on Loose Women this morning that he's single. Boo. But he also said that Chloe's the "nicest girl he's ever met".
And continued: "I don’t want no-one else for now."
It's like beautiful poetry. Just so long as they don't do a Stephanie Davis / Jeremy McConnell. Our nerves couldn't stand it.