Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran split because it turned out he’d fathered a baby with someone else – yet he’s being all aggy in Karrueche’s direction.
How does that in any way make sense, Chris Brown?
Karreuche is currently enjoying a girls' holiday to Mexico with Christina Milian, and generally looking a million dollars.
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She’s also been showing off her bum a lot on Instagram, but hey, with a butt like that who can blame her?
ONLY CHRIS DOESN’T LIKE IT.
He wrote underneath one of her holiday bum bonanza pics:
“Thirst trap 202. Continue to be a lady beautiful…. U are perfect… don’t let that Thot form from anger”. (Those are Chris Brown spellings, not heat spellings, FYI.)
Nice, Chris, nice. We think we sense a big case of the holiday jelly. Why not book yourself on a lads' break to Malia, seeing are you are such a ridiculous lad?
And anyway, what’s a thot when it’s at home? Because it sounds VERY RUDE.
According to Urban Dictionary it means “that hoe over there”, so we take it Chris is warning Karrueche that she’s about to turn into a lady of the night, just because she posted a few bikini photos online.
Just shut it, Chris.
In other news we’re still clapping Karrueche for the excellent tweet she put out when she found out about Chris and his love child.
In her immortal words: "Listen. One can only take so much. The best of luck to Chris and his family. No baby drama for me."
More applause.
Keep doing your thing, girlfriend, whether that makes you a “thot” or not, because one thing’s for certain: you are a far superior creature to Chris Brown.