Say goodbye to your family and delete that massive cache on your phone, because you’re about to head face-down into an Instagram spiral that you’ll never escape.
Why? Oh, just because CHRIS HEMSWORTH HAS JOINED IT.
Yep, the beefy actor made his Inst-debute last night – and immediately posted a picture of a giant snake that just happened to be hanging out nearby.
[View post on imgur.com](http://imgur.com/kRhahlB)
No, not that one...
“Hangin’ with the locals in my backyard… the real Jurassic Park!” he captioned the picture, which also caught him giving the slithering serpent a heady dose of side-eye.
OH MY.
Also, that cap he’s wearing? It’s from the Fire Department of New York. No big deal or anything, but it does mean that at some point, Chris has come into contact with some big, burly American firefighters and impressed them enough for them to give him a wearable gift.
[View post on imgur.com](http://imgur.com/kRhahlB)
You’re not even reading these words any more, are you? Just staring into the abyss of that gif. You know what? Just have another look.
[View post on imgur.com](http://imgur.com/kRhahlB)
OK. Bye.
Here are more pictures of Chris Hemsworth to drool over. You're welcome
Happy birthday Chris Hemsworth
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It's Chris's birthday today so we're celebrating with a couple of hot shots...
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As Thor and still phwaor in all that gear.
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An old school shot, proving long hair or short hair, Chris still looks hot. Could anyone resist that smile?
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Because we can't resist a close-up of the abs and pecs!
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We love a man in a suit. Especially this man.
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Chris in character the 2015 film Vacation. Chris plays a bit of a douchebag, but still hot.