Coleen Nolan has admitted to listening to her son having sex after receiving a voicemail from him late at night.
The TV presenter confessed her gross memory on Loose Women, saying she was confused by seeing a missed call from Shane Junior left at 4am one morning.
"I knew he'd been out so I was panicking, thinking, 'oh my god', he might be in hospital and all that. And it had gone to voicemail and I was listening to it for about the first ten seconds and I was thinking, 'what the hell is that?' I realised his phone had gone off during....his night of passion."
EWW and GROSS and most importantly: WHY THE HECK DID SHE KEEP LISTENING???
"I hope he's not watching today but let me say I listened for four and a half minutes, four and a half minutes, I was dead impressed," she continued.
As if that wasn't bad enough, she then went on to play the recording to Shane AND HIS GIRLFRIEND when they came over so she could embarrass them. OH GOD THE SHAME.
As for Shane, here's what he said when he heard his mum was spilling the beans on his sex life on national television: