Colin Farrell really cares about Ewan McGregor – more importantly, he really cares about Ewan’s penis. His giant penis.
You see, according to Colin, Ewan just doesn’t embrace his peen enough and thinks he really should be giving his manhood, er, more attention.
Apparently, actor Ewan is packing a lot down below and Colin wants his pal to brag about it or even just show it off a little more.
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He told Nylon Guys: “I don’t think Ewan is as proud of his penis as most men who are as well-hung would – or should – or could be.”
Just why he knows how big Ewan’s willy is, is a bit of a mystery but it’s a nice compliment all the same.
And Colin didn’t stop there and went so far as to say Ewan should be WEARING his penis with pride which, if Mr McGregor takes Colin literally, will be VERY weird and quite gruesome.
He added: “I think that’s the greatest demonstration of his innate humility, that he doesn’t wear it like a badge of honour.”
Wow, just wow…
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