Comic Relief are pulling out all the stops this year. Not only are the reuniting the Love, Actually cast, they've also just announced the best auction and prize draw we've every heard of. No seriously.
Open RIGHT NOW, if you head HERE you can bid on the below OR enter the prize draw where ten of them will be just given away! It costs a fiver to do.
"This may seriously be the most exciting auction and prize draw of all time, only Comic Relief could have put it together," said Emma Freud. And she's right. "It is cheeky and unique – and every single one of the items available has something extraordinary about it."
Here's what you can bid for/win. You might want to sit down.
Have a chat with Ed Sheeran backstage at one of his shows
Fly to LA to hang out with James Corden
Sit down for brunch with not one, not two, but seven, Doctors. SEVEN.
Why not hang out with the Formula 1 drivers at British Grand Prix week, while being given racing tips by Geri Horner?
Get a spray tan and fringe trim (obvs) with Claudia Winkleman
Five Masterchef winners want to come to your house to cook you dinner
Go for a gallop with Miranda Hart down The Strand
Skype Little Mix because WHY NOT.
Jamie Oliver and Michel Roux want to teach you to cook
Gareth Malone is up for a singing lesson
James Rhodes would like to play the piano in your house for 20 of your friends
Get a part in Richard Curtis's next movie
Go for a wander around the Tate Modern with Gillian Anderson
Work out with Davina McCall
Have Tom Fletcher round your house for a story and a sing-song
Get Mary Berry and Nadiya Hussein to make you a cake.
Go on a £1,000 shopping spree with Tanya Burr
Kirstie Allsopp is inviting you and your friends to her incredibly beautiful seaside house in Devon
Have Sofie Grabol from The Killing's jumper.
On top of this, David Heyman is also offering a set visit to Paddington 2, plus tickets to the premiere, of course, and there are special items available from Red Dwarf, Topsy and Tim and the Teletubbies, as well as an amazing experience for two people at Glastonbury Festival, which also involves a cold beer with Lauren Laverne. For Bestival fans, the auction also includes two VIP tickets for the festival, including a shopping trip for wellies with Daisy Lowe.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? GO AND START BIDDING/ENTERING RIGHT NOW.
For more information on Red Nose Day head to rednoseday.com.