Crikey. Erm. Well. We don't really know how to start this story. TBH we've just splashed an entire sink-load of water over ourselves and we're still feeling a bit ruffled. Basically, we've just spotted some pictures of TOWIE's Dan Osborne wearing the tightest pair of trousers ever invented and we've come over all… unnecessary.
Dan turned up on the red carpet at the Expendables 3 premiere on Monday evening and, well. We think this picture of him speaks for itself.
The heat Torso of the Week pin-up wore a short-sleeved white shirt, a black belt and the most beautifully tailored pair of trousers in existence to the premiere.
Not only that, Dan also posted this adorable video of his seven-month-old son Teddy crawling on his Instagram today.
EastEnders actress Jacqueline Jossa really is a lucky lady, isn't she? He's certainly the whole… package.
GALLERY: Sun’s out, guns out! We’ve rounded up 20 of the HOTTEST shirtless men around including Dan Osborne and Zac Efron!
20 of the hottest shirtless men around including Dan Osborne and Zac Efron
1 of 20Andy Murray
2 of 20TOWIE's Tom Pearce and Dan Osborne
3 of 20Darcy Oake
4 of 20David Beckham
5 of 20James Franco
6 of 20Jason Derulo
7 of 20Joey Essex
8 of 20Justin Bieber
9 of 20James Kenzie
10 of 20Lewis Hamilton
11 of 20Louis Smith
12 of 20Mark Wright
13 of 20Max George
14 of 20Robbie Williams
15 of 20Tom Daley
16 of 20The Only Way Is Essex boys
17 of 20Tyson Beckford
18 of 20Usher
19 of 20Zac Efron
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