Remember when Danny Dyer off EastEnders and off being a Cockney geezer and off that sex dream you had once, yeah him, well do you remember when he licked Mary Berry full in the face and then ran away?
We do. We think about that celebrity encounter every day. It’s our mental happy place. We like to imagine the scene in slo-mo: Danny Dyer, crouched and uncertain, his eyes set on Britain’s stand-in queen. Mary, chatting with some acquaintances as she waits for her Uber outside the TV Choice Awards. A lunge, a sprint, the kill. Fin.
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Anyway, turns out Danny Dyer feels pretty bad about the whole affair, because he apologised to her at this year’s TV Choice Awards in front of the entire audience.
After the GBBO hostess handed over the gong for Best Soap to the EastEnders cast, Danny bounded up on stage and said: “I want to apologise to Mary for last year. It was embarrassing. I was out of order and it’ll never happen again. Sorry Mary, you’re a lovely lady.”
His co-star Letitia Dean – who plays Sharon Mitchell in the BBC1 show – then yelled: “Mary is traumatised!”
Mary had already shifted to the other end of the stage, where she stayed for the rest of the cast’s acceptance speech.
Soz, Danny. Mary may forgive, but she never forgets.
Danny Dyer's best quotes in the history of time
Danny Dyer's best quotes
1 of 20"Gonna watch a bit of #questiontime while munching on a toasted crumpet that's absolutely pissing with marmite…;)…..sophistication."
2 of 20"I've realised with insomnia that you are never really awake and you're never really asleep…..a trippy surreal existence."
3 of 20"Just to let you know the fact I'm tweeting about dog costumes don't assume it's coz I'm f**ked out my nut on drugs. ;-) Many thanks."
4 of 20"It was a real lesson. (Countdown) My new favourite long word is "Discomf**kingbobulate". Rachel didn't know what f**king hit her. ;)"
5 of 20"F**king love a Big Mac me…"
6 of 20"Just watched Ratatouille with the Littlen………f**k me I was rooting for that rat…."
7 of 20"Tonight I will be on the Gadget show on Channel 5 @ 8 o Clock. If you're interested………enjoy……..if not……..well…….get f**ked..x"
8 of 20"Jeremy Kyle….fair play…how the f**k do you find the most unf**kable people to have ever walked the planet….."
9 of 20"Well that was weird. Found a lovely pond/lake not a f**king duck in sight. Maybe they was shy…..or maybe they was arrogant……..pricks."
10 of 20"I hate that early bird………. You know the one who catches the worm………get back in ya nest ya feathery little mug……….."
![Just whacked me [Christmas] tree upu2026.it's looking slightly camp this yearu2026..can't work out how 2 give it a pair a bollocks.](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/e8/3a44c/4d3b6/accca/65fd5/a7354/80cbc/danny-dyer11_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
11 of 20"Just whacked me [Christmas] tree up….it's looking slightly camp this year…..can't work out how 2 give it a pair a bollocks."
12 of 20"Having a beer with the old man for his birthday. 58 today. Love the fact he's a major pisshead. #likefatherlikeson"
13 of 20"On my way to talk some bollocks with @AlanCarr hope he's got some Jagerbombs ready. Enjoy the last of the sun. U know its gonna f**k off."
14 of 20"Tu-Pac. Bury me a G. Aggressive sexiness."
15 of 20"Oh…. the joys of having an Oyster Card….."
16 of 20"'Danny Dyers Deadliest 100 year Olds Skidmarked Pants'…Coming soon….#ITV"
17 of 20"That moment when you realize that @KTHopkins wants to be friends with ya…..happy Friday my loves. ;)"
18 of 20"Beautiful day…..beautiful…..such a shame that the flys are floating about…..the shit eating busy pricks……"
19 of 20"When I walk in me kids tiny shitted up toy room it's like an explosion of animal noises that nasty wheels on the bus song and general cack."
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