Women of Britain-bothering Cockeney geez awwight son just off daann the chippy news now, and Danny Dyer got stopped by the police after the British Soap Awards on Saturday night.
The Old Bill pulled the EastEnders star aside just after he left the Hackney Empire after the awards ceremony - because they all wanted a selfie of him.
According to the Sun, six uniformed officers ran up to him before he could get in his car and begged him for pictures.
A source said: "It was 10pm in Hackney on a Saturday. You'd have thought the Plod would have been busy but they spent ages with Danny getting selfies and pictures. They loved it."
The informant continued: "He was really nice to them and posed good-naturedly, but once one had got a photo, they all wanted one."
Cor, would you Adam and Eve it? Blimey o'Reilly, stone the bloody crows an' all.
Danny was nominated for two gongs at the awards, best actor and sexiest male, but got pipped to the bleedin' post by Coronation Street's David Neilson and Danny Mac off Hollyoaks respectively. Which he's surprisingly not too bitter about...