Love Island's Jack Fincham and Dani Dyer have just made their relationship offish, but Dani's dad Danny Dyer has just sent a very chilling warning to his daughter's new boyfriend on Instagram.
And we are frankly obsessed with how funny he is.
Alongside a clip of a man destroying a room full of furniture, Danny's voiceover can be heard saying: "can you just let everyone know what I'd do to Jack's flat if he gets involved in the do bits society?"
We truly cannot put into words how excited we are for the prospect of Danny Dyer arriving in the villa on the Love Island family day.
Jack Fincham has just successfully asked Dani to be his girlfriend. And it was all sorts of cute.
And speaking after it happened, Dani said in the hut: "I can't believe it. I'm actually in shock. I've got a boyfriend. Whoopydo!
"I hope my dad's happy. We'll still go for sushi because jack don't like it. My dad’s got my first place in my heart. And Jack can have the second.
Jack recently said of his feelings for Dani: “You mean more to me now.
"Before I knew I really liked you, but this time it’s different. I told you, I’ve really got feelings for you.
"Honestly, I meant it. I mean it. I really do feel like it’s the start of something with us two. Yeah, I do.
THESE TWO <3.
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love island 2018 contestants (stackeD)
1 of 16Laura Anderson
Age: 29Occupation: Cabin CrewFrom: Stirling, Scotland
2 of 16Dani Dyer
Age: 21Occupation: BarmaidFrom: East London
3 of 16Samira Mighty
Age: 22Occupation: West End PerformerFrom: London
4 of 16Jack Fincham
Age: 26Occupation: Stationary Sales ManagerFrom: Kent
5 of 16Dr. Alex George
Age: 27Occupation: A&E DoctorFrom: Carmarthen, West Wales
6 of 16Wes Nelson
Age: 20Occupation: Electrical and Nuclear Systems Design EngineerFrom: Staffordshire
7 of 16Ellie Brown
Age: 20Occupation: Business development managerFrom: Newcastle
8 of 16Megan Barton Hanson
Age: 24Occupation: ModelFrom: Essex
9 of 16Josh Denzel
Age: 26Job: Social Media HostFrom: North London
10 of 16Georgia Steele
Age: 20Job: StudentFrom: York
11 of 16Sam Bird
Sam is a gym entrepreneur who lives in Norwich.
12 of 16Kazimir Crossley
Age: 23Occupation: make-up artistFrom: London
13 of 16Charlie Frederick
Age: 23Occupation: modelFrom: London
14 of 16Jack Fowler
Age: 22Occupation: semi-professional footballerFrom: London
15 of 16Idris Virgo
Age: 25Occupation: boxerFrom: Birmingham
16 of 16Kieran Nicholls
Age: 26Occupation: personal trainerFrom: London