Danny Dyer just dropped a MASSIVE bombshell about his first sexual experience

"Me first pedal"

Danny Dyer

by Hannah Mellin |
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Danny Dyer, much loved EastEnders landlord and voice of our nation, has lifted the lid on his sexual awakening.

Are you ready to find out the face that was behind (in front of!?) Mr Dyer's first masturbating session? Of course you are, it's Danny faaaaaackin Dyer.

In another edition of Channel 4's very hilarious and extremely relatable Very British Problems, we see the likes of Danny Dyer and James Corden return to their embarrassing teenage years.

And things turn a bit too TMI as Danny wasn't shy in revealing that he had a bit of a thing for Madonna back in the 80's.

Madonna 1980's

"My first wank was Madonna, I was a big fan of Madonna," he said.

"So it wasn't the girls in school, I think my first pedal was over Madonna, mid-eighties when she was fit.

"I wouldn't wank over her now she looks f*cked."


Danny sure isn't afraid to get all sexual – it was only a couple of weeks ago that he gave Holly Willoughby an eyeful on Celebrity Juice as he wacked out his 'massive bollock'.

"I got one massive bollock, yeah one massive bollock.

"It's a mad thing, it weighs a f*cking ton."

Oh Danny, never change.

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