Danny Dyer responds to new ‘kissing’ claims: “You phone-hacking slags!”

Danny Dyer is angry. Danny Dyer is so angry he wants to go and kneecap someone, with a jellied eel. Danny Dyer is so excoriatingly angry that he’s… he’s… he’s going to TAKE IT OUT ON TWITTER.

And so Danny Dyer off EastEnders and off being a right geezer and off being the Cockniest Cockney in Cockneytown has turned the full force of his ire on The Sun On Sunday, after it published more pictures of him looking “cosy” with another woman.

It comes a couple of weeks after he was snapped kissing a fan full on the lips, which made people speculate about the state of his relationship with fiancée Jo Mas.

These latest pics, taken in 2012, reportedly show him draped around Karen Rowbottom and lying down in bed with her and a lit cigarette – although there’s no suggestion anything more canoodly happened between them.

In fact, Danny’s spokesperson explained: “Jo will not be bothered at all by those pics. Karen is the girlfriend of an acquaintance who took most of them in 2012. They are innocent and to suggest anything else is laughable.”

Anyway, Danny took to Twitter to pour scorn on the Sun’s story – and went full Mick Carter on its ass.

Amazing. Jo then took up the mantle, tweeting a series of brill pictures of Danny locking lips with a range of different objects and people.

Nice one, gel.

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