Danny Dyer in EPIC Twitter fight over Mark Wright

Would you Adam and Eve it?

Danny Dyer

by Jadie Troy-Pryde |
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Social media feuds between celebs are one of our favourite things. Not because we're advocating negativity, we're all about the love and peace, man. Really.

It's more because it makes us realise that the stars are literally just like us, and get pissed off and have rants and fall out with people just like us. The only difference being that we don’t have millions of followers watching our social media accounts in case shit does kick off (sob - ONE DAY).

And Justin Bieber isn't the only celeb having a bit of awks social media attention this week – Danny Dyer and Mark Wright are embroiled in a huger-than-huge Twitter spat, and we can't cope.

Danny started the drama by tweeting: "My worst nightmare would be listening to Heart FM while eating an Oykos yoghurt. It would be like pissing razor blades."

Thanks for that grossly descriptive similie, Danny.

This is obviously a dig at Mark who hosts a show on Heart FM, and strips off in a Oykos advert, causing millions to salivate over his impeccably formed abs during the Corrie ad break.

Sorry, yoghurt. We mean yoghurt.

Mark's little brother, pro footie player Joshua Wright, wasn't going to let it slide and let slip that 'Malcolm' (Danny's despised nickname) got SLAPPED by Mark in a changing room.

Mark Wright

He wrote: "Malcolm you must still be hurting from when Mark gave you a slap in the changing room that day.get over it you melt @MrDDyer [sic]"

WHUT? Danny Dyer and Mark Wright had fisticuffs? It's like West Side Story, but less New York and more London vs Essex, and without that whole love storyline thing. So sort of nothing like it really.

ANYWAY, Danny responded by detailing that this all happened at a charity event. Classy, guys.

He tweeted: "At a charity football match 4 Terminally ill children then run behind his dad. What a geezer. My bird hits harder. [sic]"

And of course Joshua replied denying that's the way it went down.

Mark Wright Danny Dyer

Jack Tweed then got involved, and Danny finished it off with "he ain't a bit of me".

Crikey. We hope this lot can sort it out over a cuppa rosy lee.

*Be like Danny Dyer, don’t listen to Heart. Why not listen to heat radio on DAB, Freeview 716 or the app instead? *

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