David Beckham gets a NEW neck tattoo, rendering him an actual human jigsaw puzzle

David Beckham’s body is a work of art. This we know. This we can appreciate. Unfortunately, the law prevents us from putting him in a museum and getting people to pay £15 to come and gaze upon his beauty. Stupid law.

So Becks has gone and got himself another inking on his beautiful body, and now we’ve had to research exactly how many square inches of skin he’s actually got left to tattoo.

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We reckon it’s something like four, five tops. Tbh, we didn’t do much research, aside from just staring at pictures of naked David Beckham. A difficult job, you’ll appreciate.

Anyway, David’s latest artwork is of a black rose on his neck, which perches just above his ‘Pretty Lady’ tatt that he got earlier this year. It’s also near his ‘Harper’ inking, which refers to his four-year-old daughter Harper. Obvs.

“Happy Friday x kisses from Los Angeles x vb,” David’s wife Victoria Beckham captioned her picture of the tattoo.

The retired footballer now has more than 40 tattoos covering his body, including a giant guardian angel on his back and some fancy clouds on his right upper arm.

He’s also got inked tributes to all four of his children – Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz and Harper – plus tattoos dedicated to Victoria.

Someone really needs to make a jigsaw puzzle of Becks’ tatts. We’d be well good at it.

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