We’ve seen so many teaser pictures and watched so many trailers of Fifty Shades of Grey now that we feel like we’ve watched the whole film already and it’s not even out yet.
But one thing we definitely won’t be seeing in the film is a naked David Gandy getting all hot and bothered in the steamy scenes. DAMN IT!
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The hunky model claims he turned down a part in the much-awaited movie because it “didn’t feel right”.
He told Square Mile: “Critics and literary experts aren’t fans but I respect it for what it is. But was it right for me? No. It just didn’t feel right, in any way. And in my gut, it felt right to say no.
“Sometimes it’s about what you say no to, as opposed to what you say yes to that can lead to success.”
Right... so you’re telling us that with THAT jaw line and those chiseled abs even you didn’t think you’d be perfect for the part, David? YOU WOULD BE! Could you just please take your clothes off as an apology? We’ll forgive you.
He added: “I was offered Fifty Shades of Grey, 300 2 and Hercules, which a lot of people probably would have taken as actors but I’m in the fortunate position where I like what I’m doing. I don’t feel the need to act.
“I know if you’re in a successful film, your status changes overnight. And I’m not saying I wouldn’t, I’ve read many parts that I’d love to play, things that I’ve chosen, though, not things that’ve been sent.”
Someone send him a script that he’ll love that involves him stripping off!
GALLERY: Naked male celebrities of Instagram
Naked male celebrities of Instagram
Adam Levine
Could these pants get any smaller? Adam, please try!
Alexander Skarsgard
OK, so this one's a bit weird, but it IS Alex as naked as you'll probably get him. At least his feet look warm.
Aston Merrygold
Alright Aston isn't strictly naked, but he is flashing his package in some tight white pants, what more do you want?
Ben Adams
One for furry fans, Big Reunion's Ben flashing his toned torso
Brody Jenner
That's right Brody, tense those muscles just for us
Craig David
We will NOT make a joke here about Craig working out Monday to Saturday and then chilling on Sunday
Dan Osbourne
We definitely do not support the use of sunbeds, but we do support the nudity involved
Duncan James
The pout is a bit off-putting, but the six-pack is just enough of a distraction
Gaz Beadle
Gaz Geordie Shore may have shared his famous muscles with many a lady, but he's still easy on the eye
Harry Judd
Harry wanted to show us how much his working out has improved his body. Never give up those dumbbells Hazza
James Franco
It's not the first time James has been a bit naughty on social networking
Jeff Brazier
Not quite as good as that time Jeff put out the rubbish in his pants, but still a treat
Nick Jonas
Not at all posed, hey Nick?
Joey Essex
heat fave Joey always wears the tiniest shorts possible. We're not complaining
Justin Bieber
What would be more shocking is if we saw a pic of Biebs with his shirt ON
James Lock
Will Dani approve of Lockie flaunting his pecs on the web?
Mario Falcone
Oh the black & white selfie 'ey? Arty Mario, very arty
Professor Green
Pro Green showing his recently toned tum. We're impressed and Millie will be too
Russell Tovey
Russell is no stranger to stripping off, even in random hallways. The only thing to make this pic better would be Russell's Frenchie, Rocky
Tom Daley
Tom is officially allergic to clothes. Let's hope he never finds a cure