David McIntosh and Kelly Brook are seemingly over, forever (it looks that way, anyway – they’ve not had one of their LA gym-based reconciliations for ages).
But that’s not stopping David McIntosh from spouting off about Kelly.
David, it’s entirely obvious that you’re trying hard to claw back another few seconds of fame, did you know that?
He told* The Sun on Sunday* that Kelly was “nasty” towards him.
“Bullying isn’t about physical strength. It’s mental,” he said.
“I’m a hard man but when I love someone I let my guard down and people exploit that.”
Oh gosh, this isn’t leading towards another reconciliation, is it? We can’t take any more!
“She was everything that I wanted,” he continued.
“And then it turned sour. That’s what’s so shocking. She’s a beautiful woman but she can be nasty too.”
Oh, phew, sounds like maybe not.
“I don’t know what she’s looking for. I think she’s incapable of having a normal relationship. I feel sorry for [Kelly’s boyfriend] Jeremy [Parisi], He looks a decent lad,” David finished.
Incapable?! Er, harsh. Maybe when it’s involving you, mate. But let’s leave Kels to her new boyfriend and play nicely, eh?