Posh and Becks are, like, mega-rich, yah? They’re so rich, rumour has it they EAT actual money; they just consume it through their pie holes.
So, given their penchant for cash snacks and the fact Victoria Beckham was recently named the UK’s top entrepreneur being worth £210million, you would think she and Golden Balls – aka hubby David Beckham – would be able to put on a bit of a spesh Christmas for the fam.
Well think again, because it seems things are pretty normal when it comes to the festive period for the Beckhams – they’re going to be munching on some pub grub at a Wetherspoons.
David’s sister Lynne and her partner Kevin Briggs are getting the family together at The Half Moon in Stepney, East London, according to The Sun.
A slap up meal in the Moon costs £7.99 and Kevin texted to invite his nearest and dearest to the par-tay.
He wrote: “Spoons xmas meal in a few weeks. Let us know if you’re in. We’ll do a fiver max secret santa… Sorry, with inflation we’re making it £6.”
This actually sounds like a lot of fun. Can we come?
GALLERY: David and Victoria Beckham's maddest looks
David and Victoria Beckham's maddest looks!
1 of 15Nothing says 'she said yes' like matching turtlenecks.
2 of 15Don't pull that string whatever you do...□
3 of 15Jeez. Aren't you guys hot?
4 of 15Victoria decides she likes the feel of hot leather. While Dave tries a little hot snakeskin on for size.
5 of 15Someone just watched The Matrix then...
6 of 15Seriously guys. Enough with the leather already.
7 of 15Experimenting with cowprint, are we Vic? But in fairness, you had to compete with Dave's bandana somehow.
8 of 15Lovely fleece. We think our aunt Sue has a similar one for her trips to the Lake District.
9 of 15Ohhhhh, so you actually thought the bandana looked good, did you?
10 of 15Erm, John Travolta called. He said he wants his flares back...
11 of 15What's going on here then? Dave's been routing around in Rik Waller's wardrobe again we assume.
12 of 15Nothing says high-end fashion like oil-slick groin-high boots
13 of 15In fairness, Becks actually looks OK here. But what's up with VB's jungle-inspired number?
14 of 15Wow.
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