Dawn French, just like Gwyneth Paltrow, has been dishing out advice on how to make a marriage work. And, just like Gwyn - who cites blowjobs as the best way to keep a hubby happy - Dawn's advice is also tied to the bedroom.
Big granny pants, guys - they're a fast-track ticket to divorce, apparently.
The Sun has quoted Dawn French, who wed new hubby Mark Bignell earlier this year, explaining that she ditched the Spanx in favour of sexy lingerie in a bid to snare her man:
“I did a little bit of excruciating dating where you have to wear interesting pants. I hadn’t done that for years."
“He did see my pants. I’m not going to tell exactly all about that, but he was really taken aback, let’s put it that way."
She added: “It took a while for him to re-adjust.”
However, nowadays, Dawn is back to her beloved granny pants, saying: "I'm in the big pants again. I'm in the Bridget Jones's."
And, referring to ex-husband of 25 years Lenny Henry, she hinted that maybe it was her love of granny pants (can we call them grants?) that caused their marriage to fall apart:
"Maybe I should have worn more interesting pants and I'd still be married to him."
Any man who loves you for your pants just isn't worth it, Dawn. Trust us.