Does Dean Gaffney call his PENIS ‘Wellard’?

If you’re on the hunt for news that may well make you violently vomit, you’re in luck! Dean Gaffney’s brother claims the actor calls his penis ‘Wellard’ as a tribute to his EastEnders character’s beloved dog.

The actor, who recently returned to the BBC soap as Robbie Jackson after 12 years, is also apparently obsessed with sex and brother Gary is concerned appearing on the show once again will spark off bad behaviour.

Gary told the Daily Star Sunday: “Obviously people go, ‘How’s Wellard?’ and he’ll look down at his manhood and go, ‘Yeah, he’s alright!’

“When you’re 37 it’s not that funny anymore.”

Erm, what?! We can’t say a man telling us his peen is fine when we ask him how he’s doing would EVER be a barrel of laughs.

Worried Gary also voiced his concerns over Dean’s love of women, saying being in the public eye once again could push his obsession into overdrive.

He said: “I think he’ll go off the rails again. If you work for the BBC you have to represent the company. You are not bigger than the show itself.

“He’s a player and a pick-up artist. That won’t go down well with the show because he won’t be able to keep it in his trousers.

“It will all be taken away from him and it will be because of the sex thing.

“He has easily slept with more than 1,000 women, at least as many as Mick Hucknall.”

Unsurprisingly, Dean was quick to deny anything his brother said was true and took to Twitter to express his disappointment.

He wrote: “In life we’re let down. But you never expect your own flesh and blood to sell lies about you. I have no words!

“I’ll let Karma deal with you!”

Wow...

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