Are you squeamish? Flinch at the sight of a paper cut? Can barely bring yourself to squeeze a spot?
Then stop right there, friend. This article is not right for you.
If, however, you delight in TV shows like The Man With A Two-Stone Testicle, or magazine articles such as Extreme Blackheads With Lauren Goodger – You'll Barely Believe How Far That Pus Can Fly, then this is bang up your gross alley.
Dom Joly has shared pictures of injuries he sustained while filming *Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls *in aid of Stand Up To Cancer and they are wonderfully revolting.
Comic Dom, him with the big phone, was attacked by sandfly when filming a special edition of the show with nine other celebs.
He tweeted: "This is what happens when you try to @StandUp2C on @TheIsland."
And: "Over 6 months since I did @TheIsland and the sandfly attack still affects me #CelebrityIsland."
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Dom appears on the show alongside Made In Chelsea's Ollie Locke who's also reported something super-gross from his time on the show: that his poo was like Angel Delight.
"I almost reckon I could count the amount of times I weed, let alone pooed," he said.
"I'm going to say I pooed twice. And I'm going to go really detailed and say it was like butterscotch Angel Delight."
We could just go a bit of butterscotch Angel Delight, actually. Food of the 80s gods.
The show also features Lydia Bright, Josie Long and, rather wonderfully, Mark Jenkins from The Hotel.
The special four-part series of Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls begins at 9pm on Sunday 18 September on Channel 4.
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