If you’re in a boyband there’s bound to be loads of banter because, well, that’s what happens when lads get together, isn’t it? Bantz!
So spare a thought for poor Dougie Poynter who has been teased by his fellow McBusted bandmates for buying his girlfriend Ellie Goulding a bit of a rubbish engagement ring.
Except he didn’t buy her any jewellery and the pair aren’t engaged.
Eh?! Say what?! Rumours the pair are set to marry have been circulating for a while with Ellie’s sparkler (one she wears on her ring finger because anything else sounds a bit rude) sparking speculation Dougie may have got down on one knee.
But he definitely didn’t and the couple are still just boyfriend and girlfriend. Boo!
He told Digital Spy: “No. It was just a ring that fit on that finger. It didn’t really look like an engagement though, did it?”
His bandmate Harry Judd added: “That would have been a lame engagement ring, Doug...”
An example of said ribbing, and Hazza knows about this kind of thing having married wife Izzy in 2012.
So there you have it! Put your hates away. Thank you, please.
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