Fans of Geordie Shore and almost naked men rejoice!
Scotty T and Gary Beadle have joined The Dreamboys and nearly all our nudey/oily fantasies have been realised.
Scotty joins the world’s second most famous strip troupe for the first time, hot on the heels of his Celebrity Big Brother triumph and, err, Ex On The Beach buckathon.
Gaz, of course, is no stranger to giving paying audiences a whiff of his parsnip and joins the boys for a second tour of the country.
Sadly, Gaz and Scott will not appear on stage together, instead the tour is being pitched as a battle of the Geordies, the winner being the one who sells out their dates first.
We’re not sure what the prize is though, perhaps some kind of medal. Just don’t even think about where they’re going to hang it.
And Gaz and Scotty aren’t the only famous faces and bot-bots on the tour: Joss Mooney, the on/off boyfriend of Vicky Pattison, and Rogan O’Connor will also be dancing for money.
Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re just off for a little lie down.
For dates and tickets visit www.dreamboystour.co.uk
Geordie Shore 12 premieres on MTV on Tuesday 15th March at 10pm.