Man-who-looks-most-like-a-Muppet-while-still-being-a-real-human Ed Sheeran has opened up all about Harry Styles penis. And for that, we thank him.
Speaking in a radio interview this week, Ed revealed that his song Little Things was NOT inspired by Hazza’s mini-Harry.
“He [Harry] definitely hasn’t got a little thing, so no, I did not write Little Things about [One Direction’s] little things,” said red Ed.
He then went on to spill all about Harry’s naked leaked photo from when he was a fresh-faced 17-year-old X Factor hopeful – and even alleged that Hazza had put the snap out HIMSELF.
“Did you know Harry leaked that picture himself? He leaked his own picture….I think it’s amazing. He was just like ‘no one knows’,” added Ed.
Um… well now they do, Ed?
Harry’s rep has told The Mirror that “there have never been any naked pictures of Harry”, but WHY WOULD ED SHEERAN LIE???
We know what we’d rather believe.
GALLERY: Harry Styles' hairiest moments
Harry Styles' hairiest moments
1 of 21The X Factor curls
Hazza had a full head of curls when he first rose to fame on The X Factor
2 of 21Wind hazard
It doesn't seem to cope too well with the wind...
3 of 21The Styles comb over
He's definitely not going bald but he is a fan of the comb over
4 of 21Wigging out
Technically not his actual hair but it is LOLZ
5 of 21Rock 'n' roll
Looking quite the rock star, Hazza!
6 of 21Hats a good look
Sometimes his hair's so wild he has to tame it with a, er, hat
7 of 21Slick!
It didn't take long for the One Direction star to grow his hair out after his X Factor days
8 of 21Getting longer...
As Harry grows, so does his hair
9 of 21The mega-parting
Harry's hair up close really is something - check out that parting!
10 of 21The swoosh?
We're not quite sure what to call this look but his hair is kind of swooshed back. Doesn't he look cute with his little flower?
11 of 21The swoosh curl
A bit like the swoosh but with extra curl for extra volume
12 of 21Super long
Harry eventually grew his curls out and is loving his mega-long hair
13 of 21Luscious
Maybe one day his luscious long locks will go as far down as that opening in his shirt
14 of 21Safety first
Is Hazza's hair now so long he has to wear glasses to keep it out his eyes?
15 of 21Tied back
It's so long he sometimes has to tie it back with a bandana
16 of 21Totes a pro
The bandana is particularly useful for when he needs to keep it out of his face on stage
17 of 21Covering it up
If Harry's having a particularly bad hair day, which we doubt is ever true, he can just plonk a hat on his head
18 of 21The man bun
Quick, simple, easy
19 of 21Keeping it casual
When Harry wants to stay relaxed for meeting fans, he can just tie it back
20 of 21Keeping it under control
But being the savvy, hairy guy he is, Harry knows when to get a bit of a trim
21 of 21It goes with anything
When Harry went to the British Fashion Awards he proved his long hair can even look smart