Ever wondered what’s in the goodie bags for the MTV EMA awards? (Hint: LOADS of stuff)

We love snooping inside goodie bags of the rich and mega-famous (and snooping in general) so LOVE the fact we got a sneak peak as to what will go in the cases for the presenters and performers at the 2014 MTV EMAs. And there's bloody loads of stuff.

From condoms to gorge bracelets and a ridiculous amount of cool makeup/watches/clothes, here's a rundown of what the celebs such as Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, Ed Sheeran and Charli XCX will be getting on the night:

To kick things off, all the stuff comes in a Samsonite Lite-Cube DLX Cabin Case which is basically the perfect way to enter LAX airport carrying. Or getting your 'people' to carry.

Next, a load of makeup courtesy of European brand essence, followed by loads of Real Feel Condoms and Embrace Pleasure Gels by Durex (oo-er. Well, they are sponsors), and some House of Marley headphones so you can listen to music while you're getting it on. Or separately. They're two separate gifts.

Our personal fave item is a pair of SpongeBob SquarePants socks which we think Beyonce should wear at all times.

Then we've got a lovely BALR. backpack complete with travel accessories (hopefully one of those pillows you can put around your neck and sleep on, but that's unconfirmed) and a Trespass Performance Down Jacket which is great for when you're freezing your arse off and surrounded by paps.

A goodie bag isn't complete without gorgeous jewellery - so Mayfair brand Anil Arjandas have provided a beautiful Black Onyx bracelet and, to top it off, the lucky star also gets a 2 night stay in a luxury hotel of their choice. AS IF THEY NEED IT. If anyone wants to donate this particular freebie to us, that'd be great cheers.

On top of all this they get sunglasses, some posh Yves Saint Laurent perfume, a bottle of Patrón Silver Tequila (WANT WANT), more perfume, loads of shoes, a Lokai bracelet infused with elements sourced from 'the highest and lowest points on Earth' (no idea but sounds great), a Pure Lochside Skin Care Gift Set, loads of Fake Bake, Elemis freebies, another gift set from leading health and beauty clinic Organic Pharmacy, posh watches that have diamonds in them, and it doesn't stop there.

They get pampered backstage with loads of VIP treatments including an essence Nail Bar sesh, massages and facials at the Organic Pharmacy Spa and Health Clinic, access to a Fake Bake spray tan booth and loads of cocktails at the Patron bar.

Oh, and on their rider they get:

Excuse us while we have a sit down.

You can vote for you fave artists at mtvema.com - voting closes TONIGHT so get on it!