We weren’t too impressed with this year’s selection of novelty Christmas songs… until just this very second, when we found out that VENGABOYS HAVE A NEW CHRISTMAS SINGLE.
I'ts called Where Did My Xmas Tree Go?, AND IT IS FANTASTIC.
Feast your eyes and ears on this offering, which includes a hairless cat wearing a Satan-Santa hat (yes, these exist), lots of boobs, giant mushrooms, and every colour of the rainbow.
The Vengas are intent on telling us that "we do this every Christmas night", but what they do? We don’t know. Eat mince pies? Book their annual trip to Ibiza? Shave their cat?
We’ll probably never know, because we’re mainly in shock that their famed Uncle John is dead, as we’re informed in the song.
Yes, Uncle John from Uncle John From Jamaica has passed over the rainbow hill to Vengaheaven, so we guess this jolly Christmas tune is a toast to him, if he ever existed. Good work, The Boys, now please tell us exactly how you look so youthful after all these years of audio pleasure. No, seriously – it’s quite weird.