Farrah Abraham, star of this year’s Celebrity Big Brother, knows what Christmas is all about.
That’s right: undercrackers.
Farrah has pulled on her best sexy Mrs Claus outfit for a new photo-shoot that sees her tickling a giant bear under the chin.
We were going to say she’s “channelling Kate Moss” but then realised that’s not true.
Farrah’s wearing a pair of knickers that do NOT look suitable for the North Pole and shoes that are in no way as sturdy as Santa’s trusty Wellington boots.
Want to see more of the Teen Mom star in her bra and pants? You can! She’s shared a photo of herself wearing a bra that looks a bit like a lacy breastplate, which is quite the look.
We’ve just realised that Farrah’s advertising a site called Eye Candy, which our eyes see is a “sexy social network” where “there is no restriction on the posting of the female nipple”.
But what about the male nipple? Won’t somebody think of that.
Hmm.