If you were hoping for a Valentine’s Day treat next year involving the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey film, Jamie Dornan, and Jamie Dornan's completely naked body, you might just have to rethink your plans.
The dark-haired hottie, who is starring opposite Dakota Johnson as Christian Grey in the raunchy tale, has revealed that although he’ll be in his undies for most of the movie, we won't be getting any actual glimpses of manhood.
He told The Guardian: “There were contracts in place that said viewers wouldn’t be seeing my, erm, todger.”
The actor tried to explain exactly why he’d be keeping Jamie Junior tucked away: “You want to appeal to as wide an audience as possible without grossing them out. You don’t want to make something gratuitous, and ugly, and graphic.”
We’re sure it would never be that, Jamie.
Still, it’s good to know that if Valentine’s Day does tragically wind up to be an awkward cinema trip with your mum, at least there won’t be any penises blown up on the big screen in front.
Small mercies.