Another day, another eventful 24 hours in the CBB house - this time with a shock eviction and Kim Woodburn getting pretty deep about her own soul. And other people's souls. Because you didn't think she could resist having a go at someone else, did you?
Kim is still bonkers
While in the Diary Room chatting to Big Brother about Bianca and Jamie lusting after each other, the How Clean Is Your House? star winks, saying: "Every wrinkle tells a dirty tale" and added she could write a book which would start, "Dig me deep, I’m a long bodied woman."
Your guess is as good as ours.
There's a shock eviction!
Shock! Horror! Housemates are gathered in Big Brother’s courtroom, when Judge Vanessa Feltz enters, announcing that all the Housemates have been judged, and the guilty housemate (OR HOUSEMATES!) is handcuffed, and led away from the house.
"It’s a s**t way of going," says Coleen, succinctly.
Jedward are still getting up everyone's noses
Coleen and Nicola have a chat about Jedward, with Nicola saying that although she is "genuinely interested" in some of the things the boys have to say, they never give you a straight answer. "It’s like a script, they don’t deviate."
However, it seems that the Jedward ego is still as strong as their hairspray; discussing comments they've overheard during today's task, one of them says: "People are going by what Housemates are saying. If I went to their houses, there would be an I Love Jedward t-shirt, we’re everyone’s cup of tea."
Kim and Nicola get pretty deep
Kim tells Nicola she is "puzzled" by her and wonders when Nicola will "bury the hatchet" with her, despite a distinct lack of massive explosions between the pair recently.
Nicola explains that although she now "enjoys" having Kim in the house, she will never be close to her because of the things Kim said a while back: "You could have had a friend in here."
In a surprisingly touching admission, Kim confides in Nicola that she isn't bothered about making friends, due to being a loner. But can't resist having a bit of a dig, telling Nicola she sees "a deep sadness" in her. We're counting down the minutes until there's another aforementioned massive explosion.
Bianca doubts her relationships with Jamie
Talking to Coleen, Bianca admits she is worried that Jamie will not want to keep the relationship going. Coleen tells Bianca that she "100 percent" believes in her and Jamie, and that she shouldn’t end things "just to please others."
Watch the rest of the antics tonight at 9pm on Channel 5!