FKA twigs is so cool and so edgy that she wore a dress with a doodle of a flaccid, dangly penis on it to the Met Gala.
Come on, it’s not just us. It’s an actual willy isn’t it? An actual drawing of a willy is there for the world to see on twigs’ thigh.
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We reckon that it’s a tribute to Robert Pattinson, lest she lost him at the Met Gala and needed help describing him.
“Hey, Kristen! Kristen Stewart! I’ve lost Rob and I’ve forgotten what he looks like, but here’s a doodle of his bits. Can you help me find him?”
“I can’t remember his face either. I’m really bad with faces. I can remember names, but not faces,” Kristen would reply, and maybe did. There was a social media ban on the night, OK?
“But let me see that drawing on your thigh,” Misery-face would continue. “Ah, I remember Rob now…”
The dress is by Christopher Kane and has drawings of hands and stuff on it too. But that WELL is a cock.
The ball was Rob and twigs’ first outing as a couple on the red carpet, so it’s all definitely very official now.