Forget the Schlong Thong – check out Bobby Norris’ Ball Bag!

You know how the TOWIE lot are in Ibiza at the moment filming for the new series? And you know how Essex folk love an all over, golden tan?

Well Bobby Norris has taken this into consideration and created what can only be described as a Medieval coin purse for your genitals. You know – the sort of thing Robin Hood threw to peasants from a horse and cart in that cartoon when he was a fox.

Bobby’s created the Ball Bag so almost every single inch of your body gets a look in from the midday sun. Because god forbid you get weird asymmetric Shlong Thong tan lines on your arse, eh?

Anyway, might be best to have your recently-used cereal spoon nearby so you can gouge your eyes out…