Take down your Fred Durst posters, if you ever had any of those up in the first place. Remove off your snap bap, and get rid of that old Criminal Damage jeans chain thing, before taking a seat. Because we have some traumatic news.
FRED DURST IS OFF THE MARKET.
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And actually, he has been for three years, but decided to keep his wedding a secret. Sneaky, sneaky Fred.
TMZ reports that Fred’s other half, Ukrainian make-up artist Kseniya Beryazina “flashed a GIANT sparkler” outside Craig’s in Hollywood.
When asked if they’d got married, she whispered to photographers that they actually got hitched three years ago.
Fred’s now revealed to the website that they had a secret ceremony in San Diego back in 2012.
Which is all very romantic. And it’s quite nice to think of Fred Durst all grown-up now, isn’t it? He’s got a greying beard and everything.
Come on, he can’t stay trapped in that early Noughties box that we’ve all put him in forever. He does actual stuff apart from swearing. He breathes, he lives, hell, he even puts the washing on sometimes.
Congrats to Kseniya and Fred.