Picture the Queen, slowly unsheathing a sharpened sword and inhaling sharply. The Queen, sucking the marrow out of an ox bone and flinging it to the rush-covered floor for her corgis to fight over. The Queen telling Prince Philip he must "pay the iron price" if he wants to stay by himself in Buck Palace. The Queen bellowing at the Archbishop of Canterbury that "all men MUST die".
Yes. The Queen has been visiting the Game Of Thrones set over in Belfast this week, which is how we stumbled across these incredible photos.
She met GoT star Kit Harington, who plays Jon Snow, and we are literally PRAYING that she told him he knows nothing before giving him a saucy wink.
Before she left, she was presented with her very own miniature Iron Throne, producing such a look of wonder on her face that we've basically just turned Royalist for ever and ever the end.
Would you just look at these photos?