Heatworld has many, many feelings about Gary Beadle. In the amount of time we discuss his parsnip penis we could have probably negotiated peace in the Middle East, TBH.
But we've also taken him to task about his attitude towards the laydeez several times – especially what went down during his Ex On The Beach filming when Charlotte Crosby was hospitalised with an ectopic pregnancy.
However, Gaz has been gently admonished by none other than Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford when he appeared on This Morning to talk about his sex life.
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Gary opened up about his relationship with Charlotte, admitting that he was the one who messed up by jetting out to Thailand and immediately porking Jemma Lucy.
"It was me that messed up, I'm not going to lie about that. I was seeing her again and it [Ex On The Beach] was going to be make or break [for us]. I went in there, got drunk on the first night, got with someone, so I knew straight away that I'd messed things up with Charlotte," he said.
"If I hadn't have done that, I would have come back and me and Charlotte would have been fine. I think is it [over for good]."
Gary also claimed that he and Charlotte still have a place in each other's lives, even if they haven't seen each other for a while.
"I've always got a place for Charlotte in my life, I'm not going to say a bad word to say about her. I hope that one day we can be friends and laugh about it. Some of my funniest times in Geordie Shore have been with that girl. But I'm happy for her – I hope she finds a nice lad."
He went on: "At the minute we don't really talk. Me and Char went through a crazy five years, there was a lot of pressure on our relationship. People asking if we were getting married [on the back of] one picture.
"It was going to take one of us to leave Geordie Shore before we could both move on with our lives. She's dating now, I've started getting with other people. Eventually we'll both move on to the next chapter of our lives."
It comes after Gaz called TOWIE's Chloe Sims a golddigger on Twitter and advised GCSE kids not to bother with schoolwork, so forgive us if we remain wholly unconvinced by his apparent leaf-turning…