Gary Beadle, Geordie Shore king, has made a romantic offer to Caroline Flack that is befitting of the delicate beauty and majesty of the Christmas season.
He's said that he'll show her the reverse cowgirl.
Aw.
Now click on this lot. Or don't. Up to you, tbh
Gaz and Caroline got chatting over Twitter, as is modern, following Vicky Pattison's I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! triumph.
Gaz said that as Charlotte Crosby had won Celebrity Big Brother, he should make it a Geordie hat trick and go on Strictly Come Dancing, the show won by Caroline last year.
Caroline told Gary she'd "love to see that" and offered to show him the "paso".
#ULTIMATELAD Gaz used that as an opportunity to request one-to-one lessons, which could have been quite charming - had he not accompanied it by a rude-lookng emoji.
Caroline, who we like to think had no idea what she was letting herself in for, said she was up for it.
And so Gaz, with all the charm of the great lovers of our time, said, "there's a move called reverse cowgirl I think you would like".
Caroline claimed to not know what that is, which suggests that she was either a) lying b) has had a very sheltered life or c) has no access to the internet.
YOU decide.
Caroline and Gaz together? Would that be awful or amazing?
And what would Olly Murs say? Won't somebody think of Olly! Or Holly Hagan, come to think of it. Or Charlotte.
Or any of the many, many women Gary has been trying it on with since his split from Lillie Lexie Gregg.