Gary Beadle, Geordie Shore lothario, has shared a picture of his penis on Instagram.
Yep, that's about the size of it.
Why has Gaz decided to share the Beadle parsnip for all to see? We simply do not know. Could it be because his ex, Lillie Lexie Gregg, is suddenly getting a whole lotta attention following her appearance on Celebrity Big Brother that actually made Stephen Bear cry?
We couldn't possibly say.
Let's not look for reasons. Let's just enjoy the peen.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Blimey.
Look at his rock hard… abs.
We can't move for peen around these parts of late. There was a picture doing the rounds purporting to be of Alex Bowen from *Love Island'*s enormous dong.
And barely a frame goes by when Lewis Bloor doesn't expose his large penis or fulsome balls on Celebrity Big Brother.
This must be the summer of peen. We're totally down with that, not gonna lie.
Speaking of Lillie, as we were a few paragraphs ago, she's revealed the reason why Gaz dumped her during the filming of Geordie Shore, and she says Charlotte Crosby was not to blame.
Instead, Lillie claims that Gary was given an ultimatum: the show or her. And he chose the show. Ouch.
Lillie's also had to watch as her actual boyfriend Stephen Bear got it on with Chloe Khan in the Celebrity Big Brother house. But every cloud has a silver lining, and Lillie's confirmed that Gaz has been messaging with support over the situation.
Wily, Gary.
Would you like more discussion about Gary's penis? Lucky you – we found out what the Ex On The Beach women thought about it. And they should know.
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