Geordie Shore star Gary Beadle and his girlfriend Emma McVey are going to have a baby! Together! Yes!
And, since the news broke, we’ve been rabidly speculating over the sex of Beadle Junior.
Actually, we haven’t TBH, so long as it’s healthy – who cares? But these things seem to be important to some people.
And…
“It’s a boy - I can't wait to have a little mate,” Gary has revealed.
Which is a direct contradiction of Emma’s supposed gender revealtwo weeks ago. It’s almost like it may have been done for attention. TBF, it worked.
Speaking at his delight that his son will have a teeny tiny pair of testicles, Gary said: "I’ve got mates who have little girls, but once they start wanting to wear make-up and putting little dresses on, I wouldn’t have a clue what I was doing.
"With a boy at least he’ll get to that age where he’ll want to do sports and I can dress him properly," he told OK! magazine.
Hang on, it is still 2017, right? For a moment we feared we’d been sucked into a vortex and dumped in 1957.
Still, well done everybody.
We hope they call him Gary Beadle Junior.
In other Beadle news: Gary almost won a cooking show called Hell’s Kitchen Australia last week. Astonishing!
We didn’t know Gaz could make anything other than our blood boil, or perhaps a parsnip surprise - and that’s not the kind of surprise we want to put in our mouth.
Well done, Gaz. Maybe he could bring out his own brand of Geordie Pouring sauces now. Come on, that totally works.
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