What's Gary Beadle best known for?
Silly hair?
Breaking Charlotte Crosby's heart into a million tiny pieces and stamping on them leading to her quitting Geordie Shore?
They're all good but what we're thinking of (this time) is his prowess in pulling women.
Gaz and his parsnip have enjoyed the pleasures of more than 1,000 ladies, he claims. And with those kinds of figures, we'd assume that some of his encounters have been at least a little…fruity.
But we're having trouble with this one, and we have seen him spew up actual vomit, cover it up with a cushion and then carry on with making sweet, sweet love.
Gaz, and brace yourself for this, claims he's had a threesome with five sets of identical twins.
To which we say:
CHINNY RECKON.
Sorry Gaz mate, we just can't swallow this. Unlike the fives sets of identical twins, which would be a gross thing to say if it wasn't pure fantasy on Gary's part. We believe.
Maybe we are naïve like Bambi, heck – we only found out what a reach-around is last week – but we just can't see five sets of identical twins being willing to have sexy sex not only with Gaz but also each other.
Unless, is sister-on-sister banging a thing that people are doing now? No, hang on, it's still incest.
Gaz made the claims in a video for MTV promoting Ex On The Beach, which we are extremely excited about.
In it, Gaz will be reunited with his ex-girlfriend Lillie Lexie Gregg, and united in the sex-on-the-first-night way with Jemma Lucy.
Not sure who she is? We have allll the answers.
Ex On The Beach is back on 18 August on MTV. Hooray!