We know Gary Beadle has never exactly been a pioneer of women's rights, but that didn't stop us being completely shocked by his comments about girls he's slept with after nights out (which is a hella lot, as we all know).
In a nutshell, he's said he doesn't respect them enough to marry them because they sleep with him on their first meeting. ERRR, Gary – you are literally doing exactly the same thing.
And we can't think of many girls who'd want to make you a husband, TBH. So don't get all cocky.
"I have met some unreal birds in clubs and think, ‘F*ck me, I would marry you and have five kids and and buy a house with a fireplace and double cooker for you.’
"Have a few drinks, get to hotel, bang them and I’m like f*ck sake, at least make it a bit of a challenge, at least make me wait until the third or fourth date," Gaz wrote in his column for Daily Star online.
We literally just can't.
It's 2016 and men STILL have this attitude.
He also came out with the following sentence, which is so vile it literally made our skin crawl reading it.
"You could have been Mrs Gary Beadle but you just let me bang you after meeting you four hours ago."
Is he literally under the impression all women want to marry him? Some of us are partial to a one night stand too, hun.
Maybe they just wanted one quick go on your parsnip to then never see you again because of your sexist personality? Just a thought…
In less infuriating Gaz related news, he recently unveiled a tattoo that looks suspiciously like Charlotte Crosby's.
It's a rose on his wrist that he claims to be a tribute to his mum, but it looks strikingly similar to Char's rose on her leg, can we just say.
Very original, Gazza…
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