Gary Beadle wants to settle down after sleeping with almost 1,000 women

When it comes to the ladies Gary Beadle certainly knows what he’s doing – he’s showed all how excellent he is at pulling numerous times on television and has written a book filled with top tips on how to find the perfect girl.

So, please excuse us while we scrape our jaws up off the floor because we were shocked to the core when we heard this news – the Geordie Shore star is planning on settling down.

“Whaaaaaaaat?!,” we hear you say. Yes, indeedy – the sex robot says he doesn’t want to be sleeping around at the, err, grand old age of 33.

Gary is planning on placing his parsnip firmly in his pants for a while as he prepares for parenthood.

The reality star, who claims to have slept with almost 1,000 women and have had 30 threesomes, told The Sun: “Don’t get me wrong, I still play the game. But at the end of the day, I am getting older. I’m very aware I can’t go on banging lasses forever.

“I don’t want to be the next Calum Best, still cracking on to birds and s***ging birds when I’m 40, 36 or 33. I want kids and I would love a family.”

Woah, what’s changed Gaz? Well, maybe fellow Geordie Shore cast member Charlotte Crosby had something to do with it?

Speaking about the upcoming series of his MTV show, he said: “For two series we hadn’t spoken – we didn’t have each other’s numbers, we blocked each other on Twitter.

“She’d had a boyfriend for two years and I thought Charlotte and me were done. I never in a million years thought anything would happen – and then we went to Paris.

“She said to me, ‘I’d rather have you as a friend than have a boyfriend and not you as a friend.’ And I said to her, ‘Look, I’m not trying to pull birds, I just want to have fun with you.’

“We spent most of the series together, which was amazing – the best bit for me. I literally walked in there this series, pulled one girl and then Charlotte became single so that was me done.”

Aww, doesn’t it just melt your heart?

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