Geordie Shore fans, we have some terrible news.
Show original and all round bounder Gary ‘Gaz’ Beadle is a criminal, and we’re not referring to his thieving of hearts and hymens.
Gaz has been discovered breaking and entering.
As far as we’re aware, it’s Gaz’s first crime and, as such, he’s committed a pretty blinding rookie error.
He’s filmed himself committing the crime and posted the evidence on YouTube. D’oh!
The police will see that as evidence, Gaz. Evidence!
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And where did Gaz choose to begin his breaking and entering career?
The Geordie Shore house of course.
Why? We have literally no idea. Let’s go with ‘for the bantz’.
So, what can we learn from Gaz’s foray into the house when it’s not occupied?
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The Geordie Shore house is very easy to break into.
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There is no way you’d want to break into the Geordie Shore house.
Seriously, the house is ming-a-ling-a-ding-dong with a mouldy fridge, holes in the carpet and filth everywhere. And we thought it was just filthy when the housemate were in there – be doom doom cha!
As well as looking in the fridge, Gaz takes full advantage of his solo trip into the house by going into the girls’ bedroom and jumping on the beds, because Gaz it seems is five, saying: “I don’t like you, I’m going to jump on your bed, you f*cking little bitches.”
He then goes for a poo, filming himself of course, and says: “Guess what? I’m not even going to flush it.”
What a #LAD.
Geordie Shore returns for an incredible tenth series on Tuesday 20 October at 10pm on MTV. We’re actually really looking forward to it.