We've written some pretty weird shit around Gaz Beadle and the Geordie Shore lot in our time. Break-ups, make-ups, some total FCUK-ups. But never in a million years did we think we'd be announcing the news that GARY BEADLE IS PREGNANT.
Kinda. Sort of.
Yup, defying human biology as only he knows how; Gaz has revealed a big ol' baby bump ahead of series 14 (FOURTEEN, ONE-FOUR) of everyone's fave MTV telly show. It's all very Beyoncé, babes. Still no word on whether or not it's twins or who the mother (/father, idk?) is.
Geordie Shore's finally back on our telly boxes on Tuesday March 28th at 10pm; and this time the cast are joined by a bunch of new 'workies.' Eight of 'em, to be exact.
Geordie Shore: New Radgie Rampage will see proper seasoned regulars Gaz Beadle, Marnie Simpson, Sophie Kasaei, Chloe Ferry, Aaron Chalmers, Nathan Henry and Marty McKenna joined by Abbie Holborn, Billy Philips, Chelsea Barber, Elettra Lamborghini, Eve Shannon, Sam Bentham, Sarah Goodhart and Zahida Allen. Now that's a long sentence, if ever we've copied and pasted one.
We'll br bringing you all the info about each of the newbies over the next couple of days, so keep checkin' back and we'll link 'em below.
In the meantime, ENJOY THIS WITH YOUR EYEBALLS.
Incredible.
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